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Say it with your chest—literally. This bold tee features two strategically placed lollipops right where the eyes go 👀 and the classic line: “They Aren’t Going to Suck Themselves.” Equal parts flirty and fearless, this one’s for the baddies who own their energy and don’t mind starting a few conversations (or causing a few double-takes).
The slim fit and longer body length make it perfect to wear solo or layered under a jacket when you’re feeling spicy but mysterious. Soft, breathable fabric keeps you comfy from day to night, whether you’re out with the crew or just vibing at home. Cute, wild, and absolutely unbothered—just how we like it.
Rock it to brunch, festivals, or just because you felt spicy today. This tee doesn’t whisper—it hollers. For the bold, the playful, and the IDGAF queens.
Care Tip: Wash warm, tumble dry low, and iron with care if needed. Keep the heat on—but make it fashion.
We believe in transparency and fairness when it comes to shipping costs. Unlike sellers who roll shipping fees into their product prices and call it "free shipping," we charge shipping separately to ensure you’re not overpaying. Shipping costs can vary greatly depending on the distance, and we want to make sure you only pay the lowest rate possible for your specific order.
Additionally, every order from us is custom-made with care. While we strive to ship orders as quickly as possible, most orders are shipped within 2 business days of being placed. Custom orders may take longer, depending on the complexity of the request.
Our commitment is to provide you with quality products and the most affordable shipping rates. Thank you for supporting a business that values fairness and honesty.
