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Cute. Chaotic. Cured. The Chlamydia Survivor tote is here for laughs, side-eyes, and unbothered energy. Rockin’ an innocent lil’ cartoon kitty with a big message, this bag is for the bold, the healed, and the ones who don't shy away from the awkward stuff—because real ones know how to turn pain into punchlines.
Whether you're heading to the store, campus, or just out to collect compliments, this tote’s got your back (literally). Durable AF with reinforced handles and boxed corners, it's roomy enough to carry your essentials—and your secrets. Use it to hold groceries, notebooks, or receipts from questionable decisions. Either way, it’s serving humor, healing, and hella attitude.
Perfect as a gag gift, an empowerment flex, or just a solid convo starter—this tote’s not for the shy. Own your story. Carry it with pride.
Care Tip: Spot clean with warm water, detergent, and a soft cloth. Air dry, and keep it lookin' fresh like your test results.
We believe in transparency and fairness when it comes to shipping costs. Unlike sellers who roll shipping fees into their product prices and call it "free shipping," we charge shipping separately to ensure you’re not overpaying. Shipping costs can vary greatly depending on the distance, and we want to make sure you only pay the lowest rate possible for your specific order.
Additionally, every order from us is custom-made with care. While we strive to ship orders as quickly as possible, most orders are shipped within 2 business days of being placed. Custom orders may take longer, depending on the complexity of the request.
Our commitment is to provide you with quality products and the most affordable shipping rates. Thank you for supporting a business that values fairness and honesty.
